The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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