Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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