Don't you send me to vm
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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