can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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