Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
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Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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