eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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