I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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