Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
please come you make the beer taste better
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
My liver just had a heart attack.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
