PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
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Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
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He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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