let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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