dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
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He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
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After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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