i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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