scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
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the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
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All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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