All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Randomize
