I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
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I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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