made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
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Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
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Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I think i got beer on your cat.
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