piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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