I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
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Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
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My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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