We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
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Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I need moral support for this bender
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
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You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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