What tipped you off? The sombrero?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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