New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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