Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
My vagina is officially offended.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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