I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
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i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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