I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
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Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
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Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize