Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
