He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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