I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
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I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
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He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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