after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
My feet surprised me
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