I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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