I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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