idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
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She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
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It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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