I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
