Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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