fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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