I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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