hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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