i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
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i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
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I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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