lets start a swedish sibling band together
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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