carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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