yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize