I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
How does one acquire holy water?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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