it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
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Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
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Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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