he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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