I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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