he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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