I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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