so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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