Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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