so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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