his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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