he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
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Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
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Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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