Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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