alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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