so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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